Disney's World Domination Plans
After finally having installed a functioning flux capacitor on my DeLorean, I made a quick trip to the future to learn about Disney's plans to take over the world.
I have now returned to share with you the entire timeline.
2009: Disney buys Marvel
2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
2034: Disney buys Microsoft
2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
2044: Disney buys the United States of America
2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
2056: PRD colonizes Mars
2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
2104: SkyNet becomes self aware
2112: STEEM is still $1
2117: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies
Take action, don't take action, it's up to you.
Now I'm off to 1614 to celebrate @tuck-fheman's 50th birthday!
Good one, @schattenjaeger! I think you may have overlooked 2018: base underneath Disney World raided and deep state Disney satanists arrested, or maybe that could be an alternate timeline.... wish @tuck-fheman a happy birthday from me!
What happened was I bought @tuck-fheman a bunch of socks as a present in 1614, and in the old timeline he would always receive socks at Christmas. This small mistake created a massive ripple effect that resulted in this alternate timeline, in which we currently live.
I also caused the market crash today. Sorry, guys.
You fiend! you've ruined the lives of countless crypto-noobs everywhere...
SORRY!
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It is an excellent satire on the performance of the Disney company regarding its recent acquisitions (Fox, above all). No one should doubt that it is an entertainment giant.
Happy birthday to @tuck-fheman
Well at least it wasn't buzzfeed that took over...
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hola compañero, tienes razón en mi opinión,, la verdad que el ratón me da miedo se esta apoderando de muchas empresas, y la verdad no es muy bueno dar tanto poder a uno solo, pienso que deberían corregirlo antes de que sea demasiado tarde,,, no a los monopolios.....
Great piece! Not at all outside the realm of possibility in this our current time-line. Keep us informed!