The Turtle's Aggression Surprises Fernando

"Owww!" screamed Fernando as he quickly retracted what was left of his penis from the prostitute's butthole. To his horror, the entire head had been ripped off! "Wha . .? Wha . . ?" he stammered, as the evil smiling puta squatted, and pushed as if she were trying shit something . . . then. . . to Fernando's horror, out popped a snapping turtle! "I keep him up there because otherwise, none of my clients would volunteer to feed him his favorite snack. . . . .dickheads!" she told Fernando as the blood gushed from the stump of his penis and onto the soft carpet around the base of the church alter.