DEXON - A Tablet for the Digital Future?

Dexamethasone - source

Disclaimer. This post is written just for fun and contains barely any useful information - neither medical nor blockchain (what?). It is for the amusement of still some small group of people on Earth (if they ever find out about this... ) and if you don't have a clue after you read this, I sincerely hope that you will after quite some time because it might mean that I am rich, finally. lol

Sorry, this post is not about Morpheus' famous red pill and blue pill. No, no, no. It is about something potentially big, something that might alleviate some problems, something that seem to be swallow-able ... well, a bit of the above and none of it is real. I deliberately try to hide the main topic of it and disguise it with something totally irrelevant because I still don't know how to understand it. So, just for fun and nothing else. Feel free to pretend that you get the fun, since I guess 9 out of 10 who read this won't get it. Isn't it funny? haha!!~~~~

Ok, here it comes - the following content is a spoof of this original medicine introduction page.

source - pixabay

What is Dexon?
Dexon contains Decentra-thatstheone as an active ingredient. Dexon works by combining or re-inventing several different pioneering DLT (don't like tradition) solutions like lego-lattice, asynchronous Bywhatime Free Throw algorithm, d-Pose and etc. The C.H.O. Inc. will manufacture Dexon along side with partnership from the I-Do-Good organization. Dexon is now hiring anyone interested in saving the world.

Dexon's Uses
Dexon is used for the treatment, control, prevention, & improvement of the following existing DLT issues, conditions and symptoms:

High-latency issues
Significant transaction fees
Limited scalability issues
Low transaction throughput symptoms
Probabilistic finality
High energy wasting problems
Dexon's Side-effects
The following is a list of possible side effects that may occur from the use of Dexon. This is not a comprehensive list. These side-effects are possible, but do not always occur. Some of the side-effects may be rare but serious. I don't know what you should do if you observe any of the following side-effects.

Grumpy exchange investors (could been who?) before Dexon promises any freebies
New forces uprising leading to the overturn of the ByNancy era
Trampled by those huge public metal rope incumbents before Dexon is even known by the world
Not only John but everybody needs Dapps
Redundancy problem for popolambos (the phenomenon of receiving too much resource at the very early stage of lifespan)

source - pixabay

That's all folks! Thanks for your fake laughter! If you seek to discover the story embedded, see here or find clues from the tags below.