I remember when you could order pizza or go through a drive through and actually get what you ordered. These days kids can't count or even read in many circumstances. The internet has bred the first generation of non-functional idiots that can't function in the real world without being connected.

Domino's pizza has recently acknowledged this fact by deploying an "intelligent" computerised pizza checking machine that scans the pizzas to check if they look how they should. The simply can't get a teenager with any common sense and an attention span greater than 3 seconds anymore.

All this reminds me of when they installed the first ATM in our town, a local batshit crazy hobo would stand in front of it preaching that they were the work of Satan and this technology would destroy the human race.

We all knew he was mad........