Deadpool, Bob Ross, and Painting happy little trees. Yep take my money!
If you haven’t seen the new Deadpool2 Teaser Trailer check it out first then come back and read this article.
The new Deadpool trailer nailed so many things right. Like a Chimichanga with warm rays of candle light bouncing of it as it rests on the lower back of a… oh sorry got lost in that metal image. Back to my review of the awesome, creative, and down right hilarious new Deadpool2 Teaser Trailer.
Deadpool is back and honestly it's about damn time. I was getting worried that the highest grossing rated R movie of all time was going to drop the ball on it’s second go around. The new trailer put all of my concerns to rest.
It has felt to long like the night before Christmas, wondering if Santa is going to bring all the toys I wanted. Then I hear something like the director quitting, and images of revolting elves plays in my mind. I mean they not only revolt against their jolly long breaded slave-master, they get down right sadistic. I’m talking ball gags, whips, and peppermint oil. While the whole time Ms. Clause is wearing skin tight black leather screaming, “take it fat boy, take it!”
Then Santa releases a teaser trailer like this, paying homage to a great American icon like Bob Ross. All of sudden we learned Santa actually been putting boot to ass at the north-pole and Christmas is on the way boys and girls. The elves have been working over time and Ms. Clause has been bending over nightly for the jolly fat man.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead has obvious been influenced by Deadpool, looking all bad ass as she is. Delivering the maybe the best line of the whole trailer, all the while doing it without saying a word. She knows and understand the power of sign language. By proudly giving us the middle finger salute she says, “fuck you all, I’m not going to be a Wonder Woman, I much rather rip your heart out and crush it in-font of you. I for one, like that.
So at the end of the day I give the Deadpool teaser trailer 5 out of 5 warm Chimichanga’s. The teaser trailer teased me like I imagine a 1000 dollar call girl would, just right leaving me desperately wanting more. My hope is they are able to continue this pleasing all the way up to the release. There’s nothing worst then finding out that a 1000 dollar call girl is at best worth 200 bucks, or so I have been told.
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