My Crazy stories and Adventures in US # Indian Adventure

Coming from India, I always thought that US is a really progressive and developed country but even though the country in itself is developed, some of the people I have encountered have disappointed and creeped me out to say the least but I still feel it's one of the best countries with a lot of really great people. Currently, I am doing an internship for a company located in a really small shitty town in North Dakota. I have always lived in a big city so it makes me kind of depressed living here but holy shit this town has some really creepy old women here.

Last night I went out to the bar to get a beer and I met this lovely old woman who asked me where I was from. She was like in her 60s or somewhere around that age. I told here I am from India and then she started telling me how she always wanted to go there and how my country has a beautiful culture.So I thought she was a traveler and I freaking love travelers because not only are they awesome but they are much less ignorant about other religions and cultures.
Well after talking to me for like 10 minutes, she just grabbed my crotch and whispered in my ear-"I have heard you guys have written Kamasutra and are really good in bed". I actually got scared when she told me that . I freaking paid my check and just dashed out. This towns' women are creepy.

Also in case someone calls me an Ageist(I know it's not a word) because I didn't go with her because of her age, I would like to say -Honestly, I was just trying to protect her because pretty sure she would have died coz she was really old haha plus I already have a great girlfriend.