You thought dancing was a healthy passion? Well before it is too late, be aware of its dangers and stay as far away as possible. You will have been warned.

You will not be able to support TV evenings

After a few weeks of dancing, you will notice thatyour body will be filled with an overflowing energy: you will have to sacrifice TV evenings to relieve your feet that will itch to dance. This will involve delays on series, missed Jimmy Fallon shows, and a fall in your television culture. Pesky to continue conversations with your former inactive friends, married with their TV.

Sleeping will no longer be a pleasure

Sleeping will become a waste of time to your eyes, unfortunately nevertheless necessary to recover between two exits in dance. You will then reduce these sessions as much as possible, trying to convince you that your body may need little more than four hours of sleep.

Love roams on the dance floor

Think twice before treading a dance floor, is it worth the risk of upsetting your quiet routine life as a bachelor? It is notorious that love takes a cunning pleasure in attending dance evenings. The consequences can be dramatic, not counting the marriages and babies resulting from an encounter due to dance, increasing - and it must also be noted - the human population and therefore global warming.

Loss of your sympathetic's overweight

A side effect of dancing is a loss of your extra pounds due to physical exertion and also to evenings snacking rarer. Now, being round is nice, it reassures and makes teddies. By dancing, you risk losing your capital sympathy with children who appreciated that you resemble a panda. Is it worth it to lose your difference and to blend in among the slender ones that nobody notices in the street?

You will have too many friends

You will become popular and receive regular invitations to a whole lot of outings and events. Having too many friends can become suffocating. Everyone will want to dance with you, you will have to manage your schedule and dedicate enough time to each of your friends so as not to be disappointed. It's unmanageable.

Your old friends will feel abandoned

Your old acquaintances have no interest in dancing and do not care about your conversations on the correct height of heels, the difference between salsa On 1 and On 2, tango nuevo and traditional tango ... In addition to this, you will have no more time to accompany them in their exciting evenings at the bar to drink and ... drink. So expect that they will not even contact you to offer you a TV party. Certainly they will not miss you because you will now have the dance, but think a little about them, what will they become without you?

You will not be able to stop

Do not think you can give up the dance easily and return to your habits of the day overnight. Dance is highly addictive. You will always want more. Dance again and again. Your loved ones will no longer recognize you. Ask for help if you feel it goes wrong.

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