Let me tell you why Crypto wins over banks

And it's not a long story.

Wednesday - walk into bank to deposit a cheque - ( Yes, we still do cheques here......)
Lady does it in 3 mins and says cheerfully : "The money will be in your account next Wednesday."
ME; "Pardon?"
LAdy : " the cheque will be cleared and funds in your account by next Wednesday."
Me : Are you serious? In this day and age of technology? Do you know what transfers are ? You have their account, you have my account - just transfer the funds!"
Lady ; "The money will be in your account next Wednesday."
Me : (storming ut the Bank ) .." And THIS is why we are all moving our funds to CRYPTO!!!!!"

Seriously, I need a lie-down after that !!

Regards
Completely Clueless

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