Actually, it's become one of those things like rubbernecking at a car accident -- or watching an exhausting movie to make sure it comes to an end. (I'm so glad you got home again!!!)

I thought about doing a introductory comment about "@eonwarped continues his narrative about the worst vacation spot in the world."

1. The place is f**king expensive.
2. It's called Iceland for a reason.
3. If you've seen one waterfall ... you've seen them all. (But you still have to drive to each one to make sure. In fact, you have to drive everywhere only to see the same kind of stuff from a different perspective -- and then hustle back to your car so you don't freeze and stick to the ground.)
4. The car is so cramped with luggage there's barely enough room for the people. (I'd have volunteered to stay behind at the airport. "Don't worry about me. You guys go and have a good time!!")
5. Your driving skills are revealed to be so alarming[, someone else takes over the driving. (It's a good thing you guys all get along.)
6. The best part of the trip is the food -- which is not saying much. (And you can get food closer to home. In fact, in NY, you can get lots of wonderful food, still sleep in your own bed at night and never have to look ever again at another damn waterfall!!)

(But everyone everywhere is touchy today, so I figured that might upset you.)

I'd have stayed home with Opal, curled up on the couch, shared potstickers, watched Netflix movies, and gained so much weight you wouldn't have recognized either one of us.

The next time you choose a vacation, Google it better than this one. Either way, I'll be here safe behind my computer ... but going along for the ride.

<3 & xxx