RE: Bear Market Got You Down ~ Maximize Your Curation Efforts ~ I’ve Got the Formula that’s Guaranteed To Maybe, Probably, Almost, Ever-So-Slightly, Kind of Not Work
'We hope you got a few laughs out of it, maybe even had difficulty maintaining a giggle here and there and, ...'
Exactly what happened here, though it wasn't coffee but a sip of beer that woke up the dog.
Tbh, I also put some people (who I would have upvoted anyway) on autovote (for only one post per day). The rest I upvote manually.
Do read all I upvote(d) though.
Am quite busy with work so don't have the time to sit behind a screen all day. And, when finally being home, not always in the mood for "full throttle commenting" on the posts I've already (automatically) upvoted.
Upvoting comments should become worth more again, to get back some of the engagement, I think/hope. Besides that, I see lots of posts where the posters don't even reply on the (few) comments they get (one strengthens the other v.v.?)
Anyway, took a while ro read it all but absolutely worth it. I like good satire and a bit of sarcasm and this was a good example of how to tell the "truth" and what's currently going on here, without being offensive.
Awesome!
Resteemed also, more people should read this.
P.s. sorry for the lack of emoji's in my comment, I just couldn't. ;-)
Dahahaha Poor doggy got woke up from their beauty sleep.
I am not against autovoting one bit and I sit in the same boat as you when it comes to being busy. Many things take priority over sitting on my phone or Pc curating. Autovoting 1 post a day per user is a responsible way to do it. Hopefully it deters the abusive style behavior of milking the rewards pool soo bad. I try and take some time in the morning before my wife and kids get up and around to squeeze some commenting in.
I couldn't just stop at the top 3 or even 5 top rewarded authors of steem. It was pretty eye opening for me when I saw this and really hope many people see this and make their own conclusion to the information I provided here.
Your lack of emojis has made me sad and disappointed... emoji lives matter too.😢👀🐱🏍🤣🤣
Thanks for taking the time to stop by and read my nonsense post about curating. More like an exposure post of who is taking in the majority of the rewards around the Steem-O-Spere.
If you like this style of humor, I know a guy that assisted me in this post that you would enjoy his posts.
Cheers🥓🥓
It was a pleasure to read and to me not at all a nonsense post. Besides the (great) made up formula for curation score, to me it was more like a very funny explanation of why engagement is getting less and less and the reward pool (although on much smaller scale and in a different way) still is getting raped.
In short: highest ROI (is) seems far more important than engagement.
Anyway, would love to hear who that guy that assisted you is. A good laugh here (especially nowadays) is very important to keep enough motivation to continue.
@dandays added his flare to this post. I wrote 90% of it and he added all the links and a some other funny stuff in there. I find him to be pretty dang funny and also really creative.
Hey, do you ever post about food? If so you should check out @foodfightfriday. We have a pretty fun time over there. https://steempeak.com/created/fff when you have some down time check them out. Plus there are a ton of creative recipes and random food related stuff... everyone love food... and beer😉
And he’s leading the league in downvotes, too, people always seem to leave that part out and, quite frankly, I’m offended by that. I mean, how many people can attract genuine friendships, quality followers, have virtual strangers lean on them to add #satire flair to their original content, all while toning their skills and touring his beautiful wife around the world and still manage to maintain a huge sack full of douche bags?
Give it up for @camillesteamer the coxmoker! “Yaaaay!!! Oooh! Oooh!!! Oooooh! Smoker, Smoker, Smoker!”
“I’ll see your pair of downvotes and raise it 26!” :fist pump: followed by a moonwalk exit.....
What? 🤔 No one’s ever walked in the moon, what?! WHAT!!! What’s next, Camilly Streakerpoo still gets punked for his lunch money? You gotta be kidding me. That’s it—I’m going back to bed.
Here’s a funny one. What’d the guy who added flare say to the creator of the article?”
I forgot to upvote it!!