While we're at it, why not just create a Nobel prize for true science, like the hypothesis you so thoroughly outlined here. We could call it the... Newbel prize (Neobel prize?), and have many different categories:

• Predictive Astrology
• Crystal-Healing Geotechnology
• Extraterrestrial History

One could also think of special, thematic prizes like:

• Homeopathic Advancement of the Year
• Most Surgical Therapeutic Touch
• Most Secure Tin Foil Hat of the Year

Let's start this new scientific revolution together for a better world!