How to make FREE MOONEY with BitpoopCoins

Having absorbed the knowledge of the internet, let me present to you the ultimate guide to getting super rich with free crypto currency moneys.

1. Spend all your money on trading books, the more expensive the better, and pick the fastest possible delivery method.
2. Do nothing until they arrive.
3. When you get the books DO NOT read them, put them on a bookshelf (optional step here, obtain a bookshelf just for these books).
4. Since you bought all these books, you probably don't have any money, so go to a bank and get a loan ... this is basically more free money, as you'll get super rich from it and pay it back immediately.
5. Go to coinmarketcap.com, click under the "Biggest Gainers and Losers", take a 20 sided dice, roll it, and invest everything you have into the coin with a number rolled on your dice.
6. Tell all your friends you're now trading crypto and will be super rich.
7. Throw a huge party, brag about how you read all these books and are now making amazing investments.
8. Black out after having an orgy with all the chicks that are now instantly attracted to you.
9. Wake up to see the coin you picked has risen by 4000% overnight.
10. HODL!!! Who cares about a few pennies, you're in it for the big money!
11. Watch the coin drop down to $0.00000000000001
12. Sell a kidney, buy fake passport, move to another country, GOTO step 1.