Is Satoshi Nakamoto the Real Creator of CryptoKitties?

Dear Steemit Friends,

I recently had an epiphany that may change both your life and outlook on the world. Let's start off with a premise that may at first sound slightly conspiratorial. Approach this with as much skepticism as you may, but make sure to keep an open mind as I can without a doubt assure you that this is indeed a FACT.

THE MYSTERIOUS CREATOR OF BITCOIN [SATOSHI NAKAMOTO] IS NOT ACTUALLY HUMAN.

I know...When I first found out about it, this idea sounded really impossible to me too. However, there has been a lot of speculation lately regarding who or what Satoshi Nakamoto really was.

Was he an advanced ArtificiaI Intelligence? Could he be some type of alien or group of aliens not of this world? Or could he even be among us, disguised as the brilliant entrepeneur Elon Musk?

Throughout my deep observations and experiments into where the early internet came from, I have recognized the most compelling piece of evidence that points to the REAL identity of the previously unknown creator of Bitcoin.

Do you really believe that it was only coincidence that the Keyboard Cat video came out in the year 2007, just one year prior to the economic recession of 2008? Let us recall this very same recession would convienently provide the precise economic conditions for something like Bitcoin to materialize in 2009.

The answer has been right in front of our faces this entire time, how could it have been so obvious and yet so unclear?

Satoshi Nakamoto's real identity is Keyboard Cat.

He may have vanished for several years but I can guarentee you he is still around, and now he is equipped with the power and control of wallet addresses some people believe to be in the millions [of Bitcoins].

To make matters even more confusing, there have been rumors lately within the Crypto community that Satoshi Nakamoto is now more active and highly involved in the development of blockchain technology than ever before.

Satoshi Nakamoto's latest project, CryptoKitties is a protocol used to deliberately slow down the entire Ethereum Network, thus restoring and reinforcing faith in Bitcoin.

I know this information is definitely not an easy pill to swallow, but it sadly it is the reality of the current Crypto economy. I hope you can take this newfound knowledge and spread it throughout the world as everyone deserves a right to know TRUTH.

Thanks for reading!

-ZiggyCat