Star Wars Crypto Trading #5

We're back with Obi-Wan again, just in time to catch his youtube coin interview. Here's the tasty transcript for you all, from his parent's basement.

Obi-Wan: I'm not into that weirdness. If McAfee likes that then great.
Hans: Its very intimate, though. I'm not saying i like it, but a lot of people like it.
Obi-Wan: Ok, we're on. And this is a coin interview with Hans Olo, one of the founders of millennium coin. Let's just get right into it. Why should we buy it? What does it do?
Hans: The question is, what doesn't it do.
Obi-wan: Can you give us a few use cases?
Hans: We're our own network, for one.
Obi-wan: With master-nodes. is that right?
Hans: Yes. we've got that. and staking. its also mine-able. and you can build a your dapp on it, website, we can store your data. it's an internet of things. its applications are wide-open.
Obi-wan: sounds fantastic, but vague. What about the team? You're all remaining anonymous?
Hans: For now. Anyway, its about the product. We're like the Jehova's Witnesses and birthdays. We don't want to be boastful.
Obi-wan: I talked with your CTO and he's definitely qualified.
Hans: That's Chewy.
Obi-wan: Where's he from?
Hans: He's a foreigner.
Obi-wan: We're all foreigners, somewhere.
Hans: He graduated from MIT, computer science, then went to work on some secret thing for his own country for a while. He can't even talk about it. And he's no longer allowed back in the US because of it. In fact, that's why we're all anonymous.
Obi-Wan: I thought it was because you're Jehovas Witnesses.
Hans: LIKE Jehovas Witnesses, but not ACTUALLY Jehovas Witnesses. Its both things.
Obi-Wan: and the coin is called millennium coin.
Hans: yes.
Obi-Wan: Like the millennium falcon.
Hans: more like the new millennium.
Obi-Wan: So you--
Hans: We're the beginning of the next thousand years. Our coin is going to sum up all that came before and define everything from now on.
Obi-Wan: But you're not boastful.
Hans: Right.