INCREDIBLE!~ COFFEE POINTS to ALTCOIN and BITCOIN going UP UP UP... Charts inside

Dear readers,
after having my second cup of coffee this morning, I couldn't believe my eyes:

We've got some powerful sea horse-bull activity indicating that there is bound to be something going UP UP UP.

But which altcoin is going to go up you ask? It doesn't matter! In a market that's seeing an across the board positive movement, I can mention ANY coin I want, and guess what, YOU'LL MAKE PROFITS OFF OF IT!
INCREDIBLE!

It might take a day for it to double in price, or it might go up 10%, you'll be thanking me REGARDLESS.
But good heavens save me if bitcoin loses half it's value,
I have 4 kids to feed!

Anyways, Please upvote, I don't need money haha, I'm rich! But I can't afford coffee, so your upvotes will support more coffee predictions!