How many crypto traders does it take to change a lightbulb?

4

One to screw it in and talk about how great it is, one to hodl it even after it has been screwed in.

Another to worry and neg everyone else out as to whether they've got the right bulb or not.

And the last guy to stay in the room for years after the bulb has blown, desperately hoping that it will somehow come on again.

😁

(Original Cg joke)

Cg