Best Two Scentences Creepy Stories

Let's share us your best two scentences stories!

1. Last night I had a nightmare of losing my legs in a car accident,
   but the second I gain back concious it was not a dream it is a real memory.

2. I was once considered the worst of the twins,
   but now I am the only child.

3. I can't wait to be a mother,
   so I picked up a knife and opened my belly to see the baby.

4. I swear I really heard my daughter calling my name in my ear,
   but my daughter is still not born yet.

5. When I found "How to poison my wife" from my browser history,
   I immediately dropped the glass of water he handed me.

6. I talked to my mother for hours,
   although I dont think she could hear me through covered soil.