15 Worst Pick Up Lines You’ve Ever Heard
“Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb
“Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”
“Do you live in a corn field? ‘coz I am stalking you.”
“I heard you’re looking for a stud. I have STD and all I need is you.”
“You made my software turn hardware.”
“It’s so good that I have my library card ‘coz I am checking you out.”
“Are you a campfire? ‘coz you’re hot and I want some more.”
“Hey is your name WiFi? ‘coz I guess we have a connection.”
“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore and my face should be among them.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘coz I have scraped my knees falling for you.”
“If you’d be a transformer, you’d be Optimus fine.”
“I assume you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my X without asking Y?”
“Have you checked the MENU? It’s Me-N-U.”
“The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.”
“I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”
Funny!!!!
If you’d be a transformer, you’d be Optimus fine????
“You made my software turn hardware.”
funny
“I assume you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my X without asking Y?”
fu***** funny