Toilet Paper Was Only The Beginning

in #covid195 years ago

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I hope you guys have some friends like macho man Randy Savage. You may need some protection to get through this place we are headed for.

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We've got finger here. However, we're running out of condom.

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It's crazy man! A ton of people went to buy toilet paper before they bought food. We have shower heads right next to our toilets that we can use like our brothers across the seas too!😁
Welp, it may be time to go back to the cloth condom or the sheep intestine condom.😂image.png

I kinda get the idea. It's like those who use toilet paper, they really need to use it because they don't finger themselves. We, who literally don't give a flying fuck, with a bidet and finger, we'll be able to sustain without toilet paper.

On the contrary, those who wipe their ass with toilet paper, probably practice pull out, hence they need even more toilet paper. And we, who finger probably practice did it, tied it up and throw it and therefore we ran out of rubbers. Don't you think? ROTFFLMFAO

toilet paper - wipe ass - pull out
bidet - finger - tie it up and throw

#nsfw

I wonder what steemians would do?😝 Or should I say Hivians? lol😉

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