Microwaved Poached Eggs

I got the idea into my head that it would be simple enough to microwave poached eggs. I had success with microwaved scrambled eggs so I figured it was reasonable to try poaching them. Bad. Idea.

After several attempts, I only had to kinds of outcomes: un-set, watery whites or fully cooked yokes. I don't even want to show any pictures, it is simply unpleasant to look at.

I won't waste any more eggs on this EGG-speriment. The rest will be scrambled and enjoyed for breakfast. It was worth a try, but I think I'll leave poaching eggs to the professionals.