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RE: So, I made "finger" food, freaked people out....don't know why....
Yes the gorgeous workplace haha. I prefer to work on my own accord these days and not work for a company. Just got totally bored of the workplace fake illusion. To many judges and backstabbers in a workplace. Then you have just terrible people on power trips as a supervisor or in a management role. Trying to drill into you that your job is no longer secure and they just try to put doubt and show no respect. If I had any drama like that I just walk from the job plenty more better things to do out there than been treated like a dumb idiot.
Omg! Do you work where I work? Sounds familiar , I'm working on getting out, put myself through to be a veterinary assistant while working full time, I work in a factory and absolutely hate it, just spent a day working with a veterinarian and loved it, clinical post op is my goal.......
Yes workplace can be like that weird place where people worship each other like headless chickens. If you don`t worship those fake Gods you will soon be out on your ear. The summer of 2016 I started teaching myself Photoshop CS6 and then onto Adobe Illustrator. Then November 2016 I set up my own business with graphic design and web designing too. I am also putting myself out there as a motivational speaker and stand up comic too. I am also looking to set up a passive business in the next 4 weeks where I already tested it and should give out around £1,000 a month with only for 30 to 60 minutes work a day. In 2011 I was doing private security for the British Goverment for 10 years when I finally found myself waking up from the devious system and thought what the heck I am doing with my life. So I just totally changed my life around since the year 2011 and also at home so I would never fall into any false pretences of life ever again.
You keep pushing yourself daily you will hit that high target of your goal but it is also experiencing the journey as well as you can bring so much knowledge and self-knowledge into your life too.
You should be proud of yourself , good for you, I'm not one of those followers who have their noses stuck up the boss's butts, I consider my self a leader and motivated , and I will push myself and as for the journey getting there.....I'm experiencing so much, loving my life again ! And I'm one of those people who make people laugh with my one liners....I AM THE QUEEN OF ONE LINERS HERE!
Great your the Queen of one liners haha. It will keep your brain and wit sharp too. I try not to pat myself on my back too much to congrat myself in life or you will become relaxed and take your eye off from your high targets in life. When I started get into stand up comedy around 2013 I decided to watch endless hours on You Tube for some research. Most people can tell a joke that usually lasts for 10 seconds but I thought how can I write material for at least 5 minutes and make people laugh with it every 10 to 20 seconds. So I just kept watching the professional stand up comics and then just cracked it. Never tell lies in comedy, or copy other comics material, just be yourself and write about funny experiences of your life or friends or people who are in the limelight. After I worked that out the just started to pour out of me like running water. So I started to write jokes or gags that would last anything from 15 seconds up to 4 minutes. In London when you start out as a stand up comic they give you 5 minutes. What I like about the comedy industry completely different to the backstabbing music industry. If they realise you have a raw talent for stand up comic they will promote you to longer sets and performing in more packed out comedy clubs too. Comedy industry is massive nowadays as well if you make a name for yourself then you can be offered work in the tv or film industry. I just find a lot of well known stand up comics are a joke in themselves. Once they have big successful tours year in, year out they just keep repeating the same the material like a parrot. A lot of their comedy I don`t find that funny. Like Russell Brand I cannot see the comedy in him he just talks utter crap and people find him funny. I think he would look better on the window display as the Captain Jack Sparrow of Primark. Billy Connolly I read about him apparently every time he would perform live he would never repeat the same set again live.
Ya, I don't like Russell Brand much either, my life is one big joke, something funny everyday , like today I slept in, was late for work, someone asked me how I was feeling , I said "feel like a dog ate me and crapped me off a cliff" I don't know where it comes from, just comes out, and as for life stories I have a crap load . ...I actually look forward to reading your responses after I get home from work, you're a lot like me....
Must of been some dog to do that to you haha. I do not think it would be one of the Queen`s dogs like a corgi or you would still be hanging off the cliff with the dog clawing for its life of the slippery edge. You would of been probably hanging out of that corgi like that dog was giving birth to a baby hippo with its small body size haha.
Yes I think we are probably very similar people.
You could of said when you slept in "It was the earliest I have been late in a long time!"
Yesterday for some reason it would not let me login here, so just left it to for this morning.
That's a good line, I'll have to use it the next time I'm late, and there are some pretty big dogs here in Canada haha, I had trouble getting on here a few times, all I do is clear my cache and all is well again , I have a good friend from England , I always tell her to quit using that fake accent because she's in Canada now, eh? (Canadians say "eh" alot ) She's always talking about "home" and now, I want to go to England just for the food!
Go to England so you can enjoy your pint of beer with a hot Sunday Roast meal, potatoes, Yorkshire Puddings, turnip and gravy. A lot pub grub is still like that but a lot of pubs are getting into like foreign cuisines like Thai food instead probably cheaper and for a healthy option since they banned smoking in pubs nearly a decade ago.
England is alright the north of England is probably better than the rest of England as people are more welcoming and life is cheaper up there too. I much prefer London as it is like a country on its own so you hardly ever see the same face twice when you adventure outside your local area. You meet some great people in London but also some cold weird ones too. Travelling on London Underground is not a thing I do much as I think when people travel underground it messes their mindsets up makes them become the people they are not. Whenever I travel on that London Underground they are all like the walking dead down there no one speaks or even tries to make eye contact. So imagine what it is like if your travelling on it with your friends having a laugh everyone will be twitching their faces in dismay at us.
Canada has a lot of Scottish connection to it with Nova Scotia they seem to love the Scottish theme around there.
I think the best scenery in the UK is the west coast of the Scottish Highlands.
Whenever we would come late back from our lunch break at my High School we used to have to fill in a late slip to say why we were late for?
Sometimes I use to just write "It is the earliest I have been late in a long time!"
Teacher used to then reply to me "Smart arse!"
Around my High School there is all the history between the war between Highland Jacobites against the English Redcoats. From like the Culloden Battlefield, a underground cave called Charlie`s Cave, also the Moray Firth where we could go to watch the dolphins in the water and then Culloden woods. Which is entailed with all kind of things and history there. So you can imagine would crazy reasons we would say why we were late back from our lunch break. Like been chased by a headless bagpiper through the woods.
In the Canadian woods or forests do you only have big angry bears living there or do teddy bears live there too? Haha