Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #3 (20 SBD + 30 Whaleshares) all losers win!

in #contests7 years ago (edited)

COMMENTS WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Last round generated 460 comments and people really played the upvoting game so we proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

All of you made money in comment section but I lost a lot of SBD in Round 2 so I had to ease up on prizes this time :D You compete for 20 SBD + 30 Whaleshares in this round.

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THE WORST RULES:

1) Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
2) Upvote and Resteem this post.
3) Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...

ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (August 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (August 19) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 20 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 10 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10 Whaleshares

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Last round some people tried to post endless white images so no. Those can't win.

You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.

May the WORST player win!

@lepton

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Oh the humanity...That's my joke...

novisit

I imagine you upvoted the people who upvoted you? Lol this is crack!

Of course 😁 I'm trying to win!!!

STOP UPVOTING THIS JOKE!
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This is clearly cultural appropriation...shame!

That will teach you!

DAMMIT NOW EVERYONE IS UPVOTING ME

The best "worst" joke in my repertoire:

How do you know your sister is on her period?

...Your dad's dick tastes like blood...

I know, right? 😂😂😂

Uh...can we get a witness on this one?

I second that dog's protestation.

I couldn't bring myself to upvote this one...

Bahahaha. Isn't that the point? 😂😂

Yea ...guess it's how far your willing to go...

All the way. All the time.

This joke goes out to all beggars on Steemit who are begging for upvotes and followers. You may think this is a good way to gain Steem, but I beg to differ. By the way, please don't upvote... ;)

Lol this is awesome!!!

This is hilarious Colorado-Girl! Do you think you can make it to our Colorado Springs meetup 11/4 @ 8PM at the Burrowing Owl?

So, two priests are driving down a road when they get stopped by a police officer.

"I'm looking for two child molesters," the officer tells them.

The priests look at each other before they speak. "We'll do it."

knock knock
Trump: Who's there?
Kim Jong-Un: me the guy with mushroom on head and no brain just like u................. boom boom boom boom

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