A rabbit is running through the forest and is screaming: "GAYS GAYS GAYS". The lion stops him and says "I am the king of the animals, why are you creating chaos in the forest, look at how young you are, you still have milk around your mouth". THen the rabbit responded "It`s not milk, GAYS GAYS"! #Jokes
Sven and Ollie were out in the forest hunting one day. They came into a clearing and right in the middle, was a naked women on a rock sunbathing.
Sven and Ollie approached her, looked at each other and the smiling girl. They asked her if she was, "Game". The pretty girl looked at the two men, up and down and replied, "Sure".
Question: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: 7
One to screw it in.
One to blame men for not changing the light bulb.
One to blame men for changing the light bulb.
One to call the light bulb a racist because it´s more light then dark.
One to call for an end to the "darkism" light bulbs are portraying.
One to feel harassed by the "screw in"of the light bulb in the socket.
One to go on national media proclaiming the rape culture of light bulb socket- raping needs to stop.
One to proclaim light bulbs can not only be light or dark, but also be trans-light and trans-dark.
A genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
A rabbit is running through the forest and is screaming: "GAYS GAYS GAYS". The lion stops him and says "I am the king of the animals, why are you creating chaos in the forest, look at how young you are, you still have milk around your mouth". THen the rabbit responded "It`s not milk, GAYS GAYS"! #Jokes
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
FLOOD LIGHTS!"
Sven and Ollie were out in the forest hunting one day. They came into a clearing and right in the middle, was a naked women on a rock sunbathing.
Sven and Ollie approached her, looked at each other and the smiling girl. They asked her if she was, "Game". The pretty girl looked at the two men, up and down and replied, "Sure".
So they shot her!
One of my favourite jokes:
I had to buy a new hoover at the weekend because my other one was collecting dust.
Love telling people this one haha :)
Question: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: 7
One to screw it in.
One to blame men for not changing the light bulb.
One to blame men for changing the light bulb.
One to call the light bulb a racist because it´s more light then dark.
One to call for an end to the "darkism" light bulbs are portraying.
One to feel harassed by the "screw in"of the light bulb in the socket.
One to go on national media proclaiming the rape culture of light bulb socket- raping needs to stop.
One to proclaim light bulbs can not only be light or dark, but also be trans-light and trans-dark.
A genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
#Jokes
This joke has been my litmus test with nearly every job I've ever had: If my coworkers laugh at it, then I know I'm working with good people.
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