CONTEST Wk 4: Stand Up Comedy Routine

CALLING ALL COMEDIANS!! @Vocalists-Trail is in search of the FUNNIEST PEOPLE on Steemit!!!
This is your chance to make us laugh - Stand Up style. Give us a good belly laugh! Take it away.....!

HOW TO ENTER:

1- Up-Vote this post, and Follow @Vocalists-Trail

2- Record a Video of your Stand Up performance (Make your video at least 1 minute long, for example a series of jokes, or even just one good long joke could take the show!)

WHAT TO SAY AT START OF VIDEO-

"This is for @Vocalists-Trail's contest Week 4"

3- Create a Steemit post with your video,
then link your post here in the comments.
Only votes on individuals actual video posts will be counted.
Comment votes do not count.

(@Vocalists-Trail encourage people to NOT SHARE inappropriate/highly offensive content or risk being disqualified, as we welcome people of all ages to take part!)

Remember preparation time is of the essence- the quicker your video is up the sooner people can vote.
The top 2 Video's with the highest votes will be awarded 25 SBD each. (payments processed on weekends)
Each of the top 2 will earn a place in the Final round.

Any suggestions, questions or feedback welcome!
( @WishMaiden )