Haiku d'État | Double-Post Payback Contest | $100 SBD in Prizes

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Let’s make this short and sweet.

A week ago, I inadvertently made a double post about the Paradise Papers.
It was definitely some kind of bug with Steemit itself, but let’s not get into that. Because of some powerful autovotes the post earned WAY too much for a fuck up.

So, instead of just apologizing and pocketing the SP and SBD, I’ve decided to make a short writing contest to reimburse the community and hopefully spread some love and fun.

I'll just round the total off to $75 SBD which is worth slightly more than the original payout I received.

In order to keep things simple, let’s make this a Haiku Contest!

And, yes.

The topic will be conspiracies…

What else did you expect?


Conspiracy Haiku

Contest Rules

  • Please post your Haikus in the Comments below.
  • Please limit your Haikus to two per account.
  • The Haiku should contain some element relating to the CIA.

48 Hr Contest


Entries will be accepted in the first 48hrs only.
(There are limits to my fondness for Haikus)

Topic: Should be CIA Related


Prizes

There will be 10 prizes of $5 SBD and one Grande Prize of $25 SBD

Bonus: Depending on how this post performs, I will be adding at least another $25 SBD in prizes ;)


Note:


This contest is simply meant to be fast and loose.
I’ll be announcing the winners sometime after the 48hr window closes.

UTC time of posting = 12:40 November 18, 2017


Haiku Refresher:


TOPIC: CIA Related

Some suggestions:


MK Ultra
Operation Mockingbird
Operation Mongooose
Operation Midnight Climax
Vault 7 (8)
Extraordinary Rendition
JFK
ISIS
Bin Laden
Iran-Contra
Coup d’Etats (Guatemala, Chile, Iran, etc.)
Finders Cult
False Flags
CIA Directors


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Thanks for the all the wonderful entries! I hope everyone had some fun with this :)

I just sent out 100 SBD in prizes!

@jackmiller's post was selected as the overall winner - 25 SBD

I added some additional SBD to the runners up- @tremendospercy, @miniature-tiger and @neoconqueso - 10 SBD

Also 7 more prizes of 5 SBD :)

I periodically throw writing contests, please keep an eye out for those!

Thanks, you guys are super cool

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Thanks @v4vapid. That's very generous!

thanks @vforvapid excellent contest and some inspired entries :) great to see @tremendospercy in the mix with another UK take on the CIA !

Hey thanks man.
You're a top bloke, keep up the great work.

Thanks @v4vapid, it was fun and challenging to try conveying so much in so few words.

Had fun thanks for setting it up!

Data dump is done
Nowhere to hide, On the run
Dart, heart attack gun

Great idea V, I'll give it a go...

Papa Bush false flags,
And presstitute controlled rags,
Gives free speech a gag.

I hope this isn't lost in translation, rags is UK slang for newspapers.

Good luck everyone.

excellent and well deserved. good to see great minds think alike ! I entered several for this excellent haiku contest.

Thanks buddy 😉

JFK is dead.
Shot through the back of the head
Impossible shot

I like this! I should definitely add JFK to the list ;)

Weaponised malware
Surreptitiously contained
Within this haiku

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Smash into peices
the people rise and revolt
CIA no more

aliens landed
some technology stranded
the internet born


three towers collapsed
the smoking gun tower 5
coma still induced


mind control program
sleepers walking time bombs ticking
who knows the trigger


hooded spooks away
sequestered dark quiet room
near drowning force words


big bush little bush
who is the daddy now george ?
inarticulate


@ I enjoyed that.. I could go on but I think that's plenty !

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MKUltra makes
super psychics start earthquakes
those that rule are snakes

Ravenous maw
Bloated, engorged with murder
CIA harvest

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