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RE: Steem Basic Income Giveaway (When your parents...)
The Good
Tied between two very short stories
- The first time they took me to church, I fidgeted for about 10 minutes before whining at the top of my little voice...Mommy, this show is BORING!
- We lived in Lalaland (Los Angeles)...during the big earthquake that convinced my folks to move out of Cali, my mom rushed in to check on me in my crib; as the crib bounced and rolled across the room, my mom was shocked that I was standing up in it and laughing as hard as I could
The Bad and the Ugly
As a wee tot, I got into the toilet bowl sanitizer..you know, the blue stuff. I then went on and painted my junk blue with it. My parents thought this was cute, so they took a pic of me with a s**t-eating grin and a blue dangle on the dingle. They then proceeded to show this pic and tell this story to every friend I made until I was at least 10. Then they wondered why I never brought any girlfriends over to the house to meet them ;>
Haha... both the good stories are absolutely hilarious! I can imagine the sheer embarrassment of your parents in the church! ... oh, and I can't believe your parents had the foresight to take a photo of your most (one of your most?) embarrassing moments! Definitely their priorities were in the right place! Possibly revenge for the earlier story!
My sides are hurting from laughing... you have a bonus SBI when the post pays out!
Glad to provide the laughs!
You know you're old when your embarrassing childhood moments become funny stories ;>
and thank you for the SBI!
The winners and the new SBI Giveaway (You are just like) can be found here:
https://steemit.com/contest/@bengy/steembasicincomegiveawayyouarejustlike-0awgm9oxzz