You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing:
The sword slips out of your hand and hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big steps and sinks his sword into your chest. Without any mercy he watches you slowly sink to the ground as you exhale your last breath. You lose a life point.
bah! ok - now i've lost track of all that i have. i am not sure which stays with me and which is already played hahahaha
i'm just gonna do another mightyslashhhhhhhhhhh! hiiiiii yah!
!mightyslash
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!
sooooooooo. no idea where this puts me @lordnigel hahahahaha
i got the 8.... but after everything else i did - i wasn't sure if it all reset when i lost a life....
i'm going to assume that i'm STILL ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!
and of course i am. cuz i'm a pirate. and i'm awesome. and no monkey monk can best me. and not that grubby Gobbo either.
i laugh in their general direction!
Alright, let's sort this out. Officially this is what happened:
woo hoooooooo. after all that - all i heard was "YE BE THE MOST AMAZING PIRATE THERE BE!!!!"
pretty much exactly what you said. tee hee