1. @brandongiesing, weight 50 g
VS
2. @fbslo, weight 50 g
Dice roll 2. The two minnows trade thinly-veiled threats and passive-agressive insults for some time, until @fbslo finally loses his patience in a fit of range. On top of his gills he screams: “This is Ssss… this is Ssss!..”
“Sparta?”, helpfully suggest @brandongiesing.
“Sssssslovenia, bbbbb…!!” We will never know what nasty name @fbslo wanted to call his opponent, before he rammed him in mid-section of his fragile minnow body, sending @brandongiesing to the dark pit on the sea bottom. He was probably simply trying to shout Brandon!. Yes, let’s just pretend it was that.
Anyhow, @fbslo swims to Round 3, having gained another 50 g to reach the total weight of 100 g.