1. @djmalith, weight 50 g
VS
2. @bigpanda, weight 50 g

Dice roll 1. @bigpanda tries all the fighting moves in their martial arts arsenal: Belly Bounce, Furry Kick, Bamboo Strike… Alas, they don’t work so well in the aquatic environment as they do on land. In the end Tail Flip counters Belly Bounce, Fins Mill beats Furry Kick, and Bite-to-the-Gills is way more fatal than Bamboo Strike. @djmalith’s Min-Now-Do is clearly superior to @bigpanda’s Kung-Fu. When @djmalith finishes his meal, only @bigpanda’s black belt remains. @djmalith picks it up and wraps around his own fish waist. It’s sitting rather tight, because @djmalith has just doubled his weight – up to 100 g. And, with the black belt on, he tripled his confidence. Feeling invincible, he swims to Round 3.