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@comedyopenmic "Joke Of The Day" Mystery Question: Win a $1.00 upvote for the funniest answer to this question: Why is the Screaming Banshee screaming?
well just look at that purple mess! You know that last fart had to hurt.
"Fart joke" was my first thought when I saw this challenge, but then I saw your comment, so I changed it up.☺️ I do love fart jokes! And yours rocks! 👍
Well thank you. We wouldn't want to stink up the whole place with too many farts 😁
lol... good observation @headchange ;)
See there bad boy I told you it could be done. Didn't even have to mention her ass is out of the barn, juicy melon had over ripe nipples she had too many balls in the air or even the pussy ran away with the spoon.
Congrats @headchange, you are the WINNER! You get the upvote! The @comedyopenmic team has selected your joke as the funniest! :)
I am so very happy I really wanted to win one of the comedy prizes... in case you didn't notice 😁
@headchange lol... well you are a comedian, so it is only fitting that you should win one of these times :P .... Good job @headchange 😎
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 42.47%. Estimated dollar amount of $1.63
Very much appreciated. I will leave you jokers in peace now. I have accomplished my goal.
@headchange did you realize you were the winner? Great job :)
Thank you! Winning is good very good indeed
@headchange I agree... it sure beats the hell out of losing too 😎
lol can't argue with that
@headchange ... somehow I didn't think you would since you are a competitive person! I bet you even keep score of the games you play in too, no participation prizes for @headchange and her family!
Well watching the scoreboard is the best way to stay ahead 😁
@headchange lol... good... Glad you don't like just participation prizes
Because her crush runs away every time he sees her!
hahaha... that is a good answer @aiyumi! :)
Because she is a woman and screaming is what women do best .....
Does anyone know a good hiding spot ? I may need one after that answer.
lol...my thoughts exactly.... I'm not commenting on that one... I will let @simplymike touch it if she wants! :P
Be careful or the Screaming Banshee will come screaming after you two :P .
@aiyumi lol... good @aiyumi :)
She's screaming because she spent thousands of dollars on her 'new purple look' to please her partner. Then she freaked out at his reaction, because she found out purple is not his 'thing'.
lol... I can see why... purple doesn't do it for me either!!!
She found out she was coming home with me tonight...it is a she right? Banshee? Well let's hope so! I'd hate to pull the Austin Powers treatment--->
hahaha... lol... yes that would be a reason to scream! :) That's awesome that you got that one on your pull! :)
She got up and forgot to put on any make up before looking at herself in the mirror ;)
Ha, ha, ha. Good one @thetimetravelerz. 😂
Thanks
hahaha... very clever @thetimetravelerz! :)
very funny... and I think I've seen a screaming banshee for the same reason myself! Good answer, I am giving you a Steem Monsters card since I don't think we've got to you yet (and it was a fun answer!) You can go see your card at https://steemmonster.com
She just figured out how to unlock Mr. Banshee's phone and saw the texts to that sexy little hippie, Lyanna Natura.
More like Lying Natura. Always pretending she's such a good friend.
hahaha... very good @profanereviews! The "sexy little hippie" Lying Natura lol :P
@profanereviews lol... I love this! Too bad the judge didn't pick it :) 😭
She told her crush "i love you" and dude replied "thank you".
Very good @holybranches! Thats funny :) I don't think we've given you a Steem Monster card yet, so here you go! You can view your card at https://steemmonsters.com
thanks!
@holybranches ... thank you for coming by and playing :) ... It is an honor :)
Haha, that doesn't go over well? I had better rethink my strategies.
haha... That is so true! The kiss of death! :P
Obviously...look at how the artist drew her....she's nowhere near "that" fat in real life.
How is this even a question?😂
hahaha... good one @johndoer123... Very good point lol :)
Because she just bought herself a pair of very expensive kid gloves and then remembered she didn't have any hands! 😂
hahaha... Good one Gillian! You get a card for that one too... Clever! :)
Thank you @newbiegames. i'm loving all my Steem Monsters cards. 😁
@gillianpearce excellent! I'm glad to hear that Gillian! :)