Joke for a Smoke contest WIN SBD

It's time to give back. And I'm going to do it sweet and simple.

For years I've been a hobo, a travelling volunteer, digital nomad, storyteller, whatever. And this life has shown me one thing: everything is possible.

If you follow me at all you'll see that my return the the states has been marked by one stressful occurrence after another and dang it I could use some laughs. Probably so could you.

So here's what I propose to do. There's a tradition among certain travelers called joke for a Smoke. If I need a Smoke and see you puffing I will approach and say "hey man, can I trade a joke for a Smoke?"

I then will offer something that hopefully will make you laugh and thereby offer payment for a cigarette. It's quick and dirty and there aren't really any rules. It's volunteerism and bartering at its finest.

So while I don't have a ton of sbd, every little bit helps and I know yall have some funnys up your sleeves.

So, comment below with a joke and you will get some sbd from me. I can't say how much but you will get at least the equivalent of a cigarette. *Note: you definitely don't have to be a Smoker to participate.

If you like this idea, give this post an upvote and a resteem and we can all laugh together. Simple right?

I'll start with this one:

What did the angry pepper do?

He got jalapeño face! (read aloud for maximum efficacy)