Joke for a Smoke contest WIN SBD
It's time to give back. And I'm going to do it sweet and simple.
For years I've been a hobo, a travelling volunteer, digital nomad, storyteller, whatever. And this life has shown me one thing: everything is possible.
If you follow me at all you'll see that my return the the states has been marked by one stressful occurrence after another and dang it I could use some laughs. Probably so could you.
So here's what I propose to do. There's a tradition among certain travelers called joke for a Smoke. If I need a Smoke and see you puffing I will approach and say "hey man, can I trade a joke for a Smoke?"
I then will offer something that hopefully will make you laugh and thereby offer payment for a cigarette. It's quick and dirty and there aren't really any rules. It's volunteerism and bartering at its finest.
So while I don't have a ton of sbd, every little bit helps and I know yall have some funnys up your sleeves.
So, comment below with a joke and you will get some sbd from me. I can't say how much but you will get at least the equivalent of a cigarette. *Note: you definitely don't have to be a Smoker to participate.
If you like this idea, give this post an upvote and a resteem and we can all laugh together. Simple right?
I'll start with this one:
What did the angry pepper do?
He got jalapeño face! (read aloud for maximum efficacy)
What's the difference between beer and urine?
About 20 minutes.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return when thrown?
A stick.
P.S. I don't smoke cigarettes. Blunts please.
Nice!
And I agree, blunts are definitely better for the health!!
This is a crude joke that I heard somewhere else (I didn't come up with it), but it made me laugh and then feel guilty about laughing about it soon after.
Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
And just so you know you can't offend me....
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke!
Hell yes!!! Extra points for sharing one I haven't heard before, as well as giving me the first chuckle of the day.