Here is my attempt :

With roads that diverge,
So did the beard diverge.

That diverging road took the beard to sea,
The intent was all to create a post for a whale to see.

In the open calm waters,
He swam scaring the father's who had daughters.

Meeting more minnows on the way,
This was just another pleasant fun day.

Found a message in a bottle,
Found a bottle drinking which had him speak of messages.

All that we do,
Is at the end for that shiny vote.

Made a post too on this :
https://steemit.com/esteem/@mydivathings/entry-for-papa-pepper-s-wild-and-strange-contest-season-15-round-4-poetry-23caa774ff76dest