Hey Steamy McSteemians, how are you doing after the great Forkening of 2018?

I'm just sitting here contemplating the meaning of existence whilst eating Cheezits.

Breaking News

I just want everyone to know that it's my cat's fault that the Hardfork didn't go exactly as planned.

So, if you need someone to blame, then feel free to blame Snibby the Cat.

Snibby doesn't care about resource credits or depleted VP issues because he's too busy eating Spinach and randomly screaming at walls.

More Unfortunate News

I also feel compelled to say that today may or may not be my Birthday......and I also may or may not be currently sitting in my depression cave.

Birthday Pop Tart

Anyhoo....

I was thinking about what the title should be of this here post.
There were a few possibilities, such as:

• Is there anybody out there?
• The Great Cheezit Debacle.
• All My Socks are Black, yet I still can't find a matching pair.
• The Mystery of Snibby and the Broken Blockchain.

As I was considering the plethora of titles I had running through my head I had the ridiculous idea to turn this into a contest.

The Point of this Post

The contest shall be for you to come up with a post title and Snibby will write a post based on your title.
The winner of the "best" post title will win 10 SBD.

FAQ

• Who determines the winner?
  • Snibby the Cat
    
    
• Does the title have to be funny?
  • Yes....maybe...I don't know
    
    
• Can I enter more than one title?
  • Sure
    
    
• Do I have to upvote your post to enter?
  • No, but Snibby would be pleased if you would kindly resteem it
    
    
• When does this amazing contest end?
  • Listen up Buckaroos, this life-changing contest ends October 3rd at 7 PM CST
    
    
• Can I please vote your witness?
  • Sure! Click Here to vote for @steemcreative