Shitty Comment Contest! WIN 5 Steem!
Do you often make shitty comments to people's posts, hoping for an upvote and a follow? Do they just ignore you, or even flag you, thinking you're a bot? Well congratulations! This contest is for YOU!
WIN 5 STEEM!
That's right! You could WIN 5 steem, just for writing a shitty comment on this post!
Give me your most basic, shitty, unoriginal, crappy comment that you can muster, and YOU COULD WIN 5 steem!
All you have to do to enter is resteem this post, and comment the most shitty unoriginal piece of crap horrible comment that I won't even fucking remember that I got tomorrow, and I'll send you 5 steem if you win!
Considering Steem is currently going for around $7, that's no joke. Win $35 for a shitty comment? What could be easier?
You'll also likely get an upvote from me, just for contributing, which can be worth more than $1.
So, lets see those shitty comments!
Upvotes on my contest are appreciated as well, and will help me recoup the costs, but not necessary to join the contest.
Contest will conclude at time of post payout, to give it a full 7 days.
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Hey dude, here's your daily shitty facts:
Scientists were monitoring whale stress levels by analyzing their poop and found that their stress plummeted immediately following the 9/11 attacks. It turns out this was due to all air traffic being halted, which calmed the oceans of low frequency noise which whales use to communicate
George Clooney once cleaned his roommate’s cat’s litter box for four days, then sh*t in it himself, causing the roommate to think it was from his constipated cat.
The 3.6 million year old Laetoli footprints, one of the most important finds concerning human evolution and evidence of upright bipedal walking, was discovered by Paleoanthropologist Andrew Hill when he dove into the ground in the middle of an elephant dung fight with his colleague.
In the early years of the 20th century, horses were causing so much pollution with their poop that automobiles were seen as the “green” alternative.
Source http://www.kickassfacts.com/25-weird-facts-about-poop/
For more daily facts about poop: http://www.lmfgtfy.com/?q=poop+facts
Cheers!
I don't think that qualifies as a shitty comment, because it's actually a great one. XD
Awww come on dude, it's LITERALLY a shitty comment ;)
Seriously though, i like the contest idea, haven't exactly seen it before :) Good luck choosing a winner :P
Cheers man!
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Wow. And you upvoted yourself. That's extra shitty. You really want to win.
Aww maaaan, why didn't I think of that?!
Im a real ol' shithead.
Like this bro. I Upvoted and commented. Upvote me too. Brother from another mother. Lol
If this isn't that shitty, then I guess I'm not the shitty type... Lol
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Wow! Now that's a good shit comment!
I am pretty certain I have seen that exact comment, or something very similar
Same , I think I've seen that comment before also.
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This was a new take on the whole shitty comment. I liked it. Good job. old woman voice I'll pray for you.
its bull shitty comment, standard version for steemit ^
did i just won? 00
No. The contest isn't even close to finished yet. I was just responding to people because I have a bad habit of just upvoting and forgetting to reply with what I think.
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Are you calling me a bother? HOW DARE YOU! XD
I wanna win as the shitty comment XD
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Can't get shittier than this, eh?
I almost instinctively flagged you. :P