I was walking in my street, searching tight for any accessible taxi. Then I noticed that two children kept running up at me a boy and a girl.

When they got to me, they stopped and the young girl asked me "will i get pregnant"?

I thought for a moment and said "no you can't get pregnant"

Then the young boy said "you see!! I told you, how about we go and proceed" and they kept running off.

I yelled on top of my voice "proceed what!!!?"

But then,

I can't forget easily the good laugh I had yesterday when I heard my street's neighbor's child saying; Capital letter 1,
Small letter 1... Capital letter 2, Small letter 2

Chai!!!!!!
Wasted school fees!!