I don't know if entry is still on @steemcenturion.
This is my enrty.

A greedy motorcycle ride rode almost all through the day from 5am-11pm, on reaching his house, his wife started complaining on how he have been over stressing himself but he replied that he is not noticing any stress, he went straight to the bathroom to shower, 5mins later, the man was shouting at the top of his voice from the bathroom calling the attention of his wife and neighbours and when everybody gathered he was shouting "i dont know what is happening to me, i have been pouring water on my head but it's only touching my body and not a drop have touched my head, everybody started laughing at him because he was still putting on his helmet...STRESS CAN MAKE YOU GO INSANE, TAKE SOME TIME AND HAVE A REST.

A married man came back late in the night, urinated and went straight to the bedroom as the wife and kids were already asleep, on entering the bedroom he meet his wife awake and started complaining to her.
Honey! The lights in the toilet is now automatic, it goes on when you open the door and offs on it's own when you shut it. They wife now amazed went to check it out, comes back and hugged her husband whispering into his ear; honey you are drunk again because you just urinated in the refrigerator.
IF YOU MUST DRINK DON'T GET DRUNK, IT DESTROYS HOMES. hope you enjoyed it, please comment and upvote