Before anyone reads this response, please understand I am exaggerating real things that I have perceived by the American public and this acts as a comedy to call out shitty American public behavior. I write this beginning comment because my aim is not to be misunderstood as a bigot.

As a child Pat always felt (1)entitled, like a "pimp daddy pete" a real hot shot big tough guy with squandered morals and a "Don't Tread on Me" tattoo tramp-stamped on his back.

One day while (2)driving down the road in his confederate flag laden v27 1656356 horsepower super-hemi, mother nature melting truck in his home town of Harrison, Arkansas and at the same time eating a Walking Taco Pat was (3)snow-flake offended to find (4)women's suffrage being practiced at the local election. By a black woman nonetheless.

This (5) shocking display of gender and racial equity in his God-beloved town shook Pat to the very core and (6)he turned into the cartoon character Yosemite Sam.

Was there a lesson to be learned? Could any good come of this? Pat sat in quiet meditation and thought (7)“Oooooo! I’ll blast yer head off for this!”

Thanks for reading
-Curt Ross