As a child Pat always felt (1) that aliens were real and that Santa really did slide down chimneys.
One day while (2) playing on the roof of his house, Pat was (3) drawn to the chimney, to find (4) find out if he could slide down it.

This (5)simple act shook Pat to the very core and (6) caused him to screech like a little girl as he got stuck in the chimney.

Was there a lesson to be learned? Could any good come of this? Pat sat in quiet meditation and thought (7) I guess if I can't do it then Santa must be a lie, and aliens must be real, trust no one, they all lie. Mom told me santa was a lie, but no Pat had to believe the mainstream media. The next day pat was sucked out of the chimney by a passing ufo that heard his girlish squeals.

-The End-