Lance is doing alright last time I checked he was doing vlogging with porn stars making lunch... So I think he will be fine. We can joke - it ain't too soon.
The IRS just garnished my wages. I was making a deposit at the bank when an agent walked up to me and put a crabapple and some parsley on my paycheck!!! #wagegarnishment
HA HHA oh BURN! He'll feel that, lol.
Don't be fooled, I'm an asshole. This whole loving father thing is a facade for my passive aggressive rein of terror.
I think you should unload on him now while the honeymoon phase is fresh cause after too long he'll start being a total twat. Haha true story.
He is a lovable twat that I have so kindly allowed to be my very best friend.
Once, I had to write a paper on lemmings; which is hard to do because they are so lumpy.
Thank you.
H. G.
I told my mom she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Golden that!😹😸😹
@artwatch thank you so much! 😁
My pleasure.
What's black and white and read all over? Not your blog😂
Who would win a race, Usain Bolt or the worlds fastest cat?
The cat would, cause he's a cheetah.
Who's faster, Lance Armstrong or a cheetah?
Making jokes is tricky. Best left to professionals.
Lance is doing alright last time I checked he was doing vlogging with porn stars making lunch... So I think he will be fine. We can joke - it ain't too soon.
Thanks
You are the only contest that got 2 whole entries
https://steemit.com/art/@artwatch/comedian-appreciation-week-day-2-americancarnage-win-5-sbd-find-out-how-inside-comedymeetart-35-sbd-to-be-won-this-weeek
ha ha SO thank you.
Cheers to you #americancarnage
The IRS just garnished my wages. I was making a deposit at the bank when an agent walked up to me and put a crabapple and some parsley on my paycheck!!! #wagegarnishment