A couple of Tennessee boys was talkin'

One sez to the other.

"Ya know man, I need ta find me a woman, I'm just not sure where to start."

"What ya looking fer in a woman?"

"Well first off she's gotta be level headed, don't want no purty crazy one."

"Well shoot mayne, that's easy! You'll know her as soon as you see her!

"How so?"

She'll have tobacco juice runnin' down both sides of her mouth ya dummy!*