My name is Aloy, and I hunt gigantic robots and beasts using may spear and bow. I kill bandits and bad guys that tainted the sacred land. People worship me as a blessing from the heavens.

Reality: I'm just holding a controller with my ps4 with doritos and pepsi sitting here like 4 hours.. uggh.. 7, or 9 hours.. i don't know. Killing beasts??? Pshh I can't even kill a flying cockroach.