"Like Pizzagate, the Storm conspiracy features secret cabals, a child sex-trafficking ring led (in part) by the satanic Democratic Party, and of course, countless logical leaps and paranoid assumptions that fail to hold up under the slightest fact-based scrutiny."

Very cute, pizzagate features "countless logical leaps and paranoid assumptions that fail to hold up under the slightest fact-based scrutiny."

Hahaha, the elite are respectable, wholesome folk.

But no really like how you ball up pizzagate, much respect. /s