Condoms - Family Planning and Safety

 I am inclined to take you back a few centuries to remind you of the fact that when a Persian poet wrote the basis for all war was Zarr, Zoru & Zamiin, he actually was very true.
Lemme take you thru some lighter moments first
Take 1-
Ques: What is the height of revenge?
Ans : A Bast*rd pricking all the condoms in a factory.
Take 2-
A newly born baby is laughing mercilessly with the right fist clinched tight.
The Mom, the Nurse, the Docs are all in a quandary & when they finally manage to open the fist, they find an I-Pill.
Actually, Zarr is Gold (wealth), Zoru is Woman & Zamiin is Estate(land).
The eldest Kaurava prince, Duryodhana's mind was corrupted by his coterie of close associates and Gandhar Naresh, Shakuni. They sowed in him seeds of vengeance and also showed him what power could mean.
"Power corrupts, Absolute power corrupts absolutely"
And Dhritrashtra, the Kuru king, blind by birth due to a certain curse was better endowed in other faculties and was blessed by an equally Good, if not better consort in Gandhari.
It is oft said that if you are disabled in any of your faculties, your other faculties are better charged. So The king was blind, but Gandhari chose to remain blindfolded all her life & preserved all the energies. Together they were able to produce a Hundred Sons.
But only if Hindustan Latex had come with the Kama Sutra Condoms then, Dhritrashtra might have got interested in a new flavor, a new feel, a new texture every other time & tried these & thereby helped Gandhari not go thru the tiresome process of pregnancy every year. Pretty surprising how she delivered a 100 sons in about 25-28 fertile years that every woman is known to have, generally.
Kama Sutra Condoms:
Colour- They come in 5 different shades & it makes interesting usage as the colors do ignite the passion and libido.
Flavors-A newer version has some fruit flavors in the pack, dunno its for a screw or a chew??
Texture-This makes for real interesting enterprise. It is primarily to heighten female pleasure, as described by the pack. There are dots, spots, ribbed, striped & regular. I can only imagine the heightened pleasure I get by using an ear bud to get the wax out of my ear canal 7 I continue using it, even if there is no wax left at all.
Durability-For longer duration of coitus, there is the strenthened variety. The tear factor is definitely there, if usage is not proper. (and who teaches that)
Guarantee-There is no guarantee against tear, but the base rubber shield is really tough and can hold a great length of time.
Price-Rs 50/ for a pack of 5 regualr condoms and higher for the other varieties.
Pack Size-From a pack of two for a Quickie to a pack of Twenty for Honeymooners. Well it suits every need, every mood, every budget, every occassion.
This is probably one of those products where you have to use one to choose one. My take in this Revu is on KS in general, but you may have to try all before deciding in what excites you (both of you) most.
I am not sure if I am getting ratings/comments on this one, but atleast some will read and benefit for sure. If you have reservations in marking comments, treat me as a friend in confidence & M2M. Will take to reverting next Sunday, i.e 27th December.
Till then keep your holiday plans going and remember to carry a pack..