Move along.

Seriously. There's nothing to see here.

Here's the time some guy at the range let me shoot his machine gun when all I asked to do was film him shooting.

Sorry. It was my first time.

I'm not sorry.

Here's one time I murdered some clay pigeons.

Here's a scene I recorded from Duck Dynasty that I thought was hilarious.

One time I shot a piece of shit cell phone, in my apartment, and made two videos from that, but apparently I got drunk sometime in the past and deleted them from YouTube. I don't even know how to do that.

I told you there was nothing to see here. If you have that sinking feeling that some people get when they realize they've just wasted 5 minutes of their life, that's you own fault.

I just made this post because I was bored and there is no one here to stop me, AND because I'm too tired to jerk off. I've totally got this adulthood thing down.

Obviously.

Also, I wanted to see if I could make another 57 cents to go towards my "acquire fucktons of silver" fund, so that I can make another post about my free Steemit silver, and make another 57 cents from THAT post, and on and on and so on and so forth.