Celebrating the successful hardfork, tell me a joke and get a small upvote
All you awesome commenters out there, go nuts! Thanks for increasing the amount of comments on posts lately and making the posts a lot more enjoyable and whole.
Write whatever joke comes to mind and receive a vote from me depending on how funny it is, go!
What do you get when you cross a triceratops with a kangaroo...
A Tricerahops!!
(This is not the joke I am submitting - that one is somewhere else in the replies)
Is that better, or worse, than the old,
"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a knitted pullover?"
Answer, "A woolly jumper!"
(For Americans, "woolly" is the British spelling of "wooly".)
Ha, I know that one, its awesomes!
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@shanzaylizay
I thank you for your upvote.
Resteeming and following is something I do organically and not when prompted though I am afraid. I will look at your latest post and give it a read :O)
@meesterboom nice to meet you :=) here...see you around
Nice to meet you too! :0)
Thank you ..lets help each other by upvote and following back :)godbless
followed you ;)
thanks man it your greatness and courtesy thanks alot
Has anyone ever seen Dinosaurs having SEX ???
Yeek no!
You're funny in your posts and your comments huh?
berniesandersno, wait...I threw one of my kids a stick the other day — went about five miles.
What, you think that's a bit far-fetched?
[Truth though. I poured my heart out in a post last night, and work up this morning to magic. I have you and some other big kids taking me under your wings for a few days to thank, so serious props, man. ]
Cute. We'd get along fine....
you want more dog jokes, or steemit community sass? I'm unhealthily full of both, for a noob.
Spiders are the only web developers who are happy to find bugs! :]]]
Good one! $8 from me ;-)
Thanks a lot mate! :D
lol hadn't heard that one before.
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.
Now you did! Haha... Cheers! :P
OK, that's new for me too.
Well done
:D
I was trying to figure out a good fish joke -- that would tie into me being a minnow.
Long story short I couldn't think of any. If anyone has any good fish jokes please let minnow.
I'd tell you a joke but it would make you whale.
haha nice! I sea what you did there.
Haha, the two of you made me laugh so hard. That was great: simple but funny. Thanks.
A man walks into the bar at the top of the Empire State building. It's empty, except for the bartender and one other fit looking man. He sits at the bar next to the other patron.
"So, have you been here before?", the other man asks.
"Nope, this is my first time."
"Well, this is a very special bar," the man continues. "This wood bar was constructed with wood recovered from one of William Shakespeare's stages. And that stool you are sitting on, it was recovered from the Titanic."
"Wow, really?" the new customer replied. "I'm not sure I believe you."
"I can prove how special this bar is," the other gentleman continued. "See this window over here? The wind creates a vortex outside this window, due to the design of the outer facade of the building. If you jump out, you'll fall 10 stories, then be pushed right back in. Look," he said, opening the window, "I'll show you."
The man jumps out. The new customer sticks his head out, incredulous, and watches as the man falls 1...2...3...5...10 stories, then shoots right back up and into the window.
"I can't believe I just saw that."
"Look, I'll show you again." He jumps out again and falls 1...2...3...5...10 stories, then gets pushed right back in. "You should try it, it's an amazing rush."
"Well, ok, I'll try it," our new, and now slightly inebriated customer, says. He hops out and falls 1...2...3...5...10...20...30...50 stories, and goes SPLAT on the sidewalk. The original customer calmly closes the window, and walks back to the bar, ordering a drink.
The bartender returns from the stockroom and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk."
LOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow...
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
LOL, you are now banned from /r/pyongyang
Lol, banned again.
Maybe...I can get Kim Jung Un-banned...amiright?
LOL
Nice one!
What did the minnow say to the whale after HF 19?
"What are you blubbering about?"
I'll be here all night folks!
I used to be really indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
holy shit, that was a 3% vote
Omg, that's huge :))
That's what she said
Wow, try a 50% vote see what that looks like. xD
I don't dare, lol
or you don care? :0