Tried and Trusted: COM25
Dating tips that are sure to turn your first date into many nights of sexual delight.
Small Talk
It is important you establish a free flowing conversation with your date. Start from the obvious by complimenting her outfit then let the conversation blend smoothly into other topics like politics, religion and how her husband is and all. Its important to know who your dealing with. Avoid cliche jokes, tell her about how your "aunty" used to touch you but no need to mention the general disease or that your mum is probably your second cousin.Confidence.
Women are generally enamoured by a man with a confident approach so it is important you brush your teeth and take at least three baths in the days that lead to your outing.Dealing with Vegans/vegetarians.
If she falls into either class you're definitely not getting your meat into her mouth. You might as well go home at this point.Be Sort Of A Gentleman
The wave of feminism that's abounding in our society is scary, one has to thread extremely carefully with Chivalry. So open doors and let her close them, don't take her jacket or kiss her hand; those are all things I've seen Trump do and I'm not sure he's an emulatable character.
Follow these four steps and you're on your way to a wonderful night of fornication irrespective of which society you find yourself in. Tried and Trusted.
Thanks for the advice.
I used to have no luck at the ladies. I still don't, but now I blame my hairy arse rather than my manners.
Thanks :)
You need to shave it all off, carve it into a heart shape, take a photo and send it to any girl that's rejected you in the past three years. You'll be grateful
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haha omg... laughing over so much in #4 - really funny, great post.
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STOPThe fact that dick pics aren't even mentioned makes me suspicious of this advice.
That's a very romantic gesture that should be sent 2minutes after the date if you're not taking her home
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