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RE: You Might Have a Steemit Account If... ComedyOpenMic Round 10 - Upvote Give Away!!

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago (edited)

If you miss out on sleep, sex, work and friends to write stuff, you might have a steemit account.

If your net worth is 100x your bank balance and it can double or halve in a matter of days, you might have a steemit account.

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especially if you're a minnow with only a $0.03 balance in your bank account

Here, have $0.03

The sad thing is I have a negative balance :(

cheer up, stay positive

Tbh, an interest free overdraft means I've got nothing to complain about :p

I wish i was a minnow, I'm more like plankton

I'm plankton too (getting close to minnow though, couple hundred more SP)

lol if your plankton that must make me floating plastic particles

Tries to think of a spongebob joke

$0.03 is not bad, there is huge trade going on in $0.00 😂😎
With that said allow me to give my $0.00 to you.

My bank account is at like 0.03 so it's more like 1000x or more. Why cash out when I can go earn a dollar instead

I could be homeless and I still probably wouldn't cash out.

I can definitely relate to that second part, the fluctuation in price of Steem keeps me awake at night

Awake with excitement? :D

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