Back in my day, you could buy a whole steem for just $3, and $3 was enough to get you a nice sandwich.

Back in my day, the fruit wasn't fitted with microchips.

Back in my day, we didn't eat pills for breakfast.

Back in my day, you could still be offensive if you were funny.

Back in my day, people only got offended by nearly everything.

Back in my day, we used to make babies the same way the animals do.

Back in my day, we didn't realise that the actual Bernie Sanders made a habit out of winding down on steemit.