Lasting happiness and fulfillment with finding your soulmate and starting a family is so overrated.

Digital Gonadism is much more satisfying! Become a digital nomad!

You can get misused testicles where ladyboys become ladies, but you need to supply your own testosteroni.

Seriously though: HOW DO YOU BECOME A DIGITAL NOMAD?
First prerequisite: being broke.

Second: you need to buy a computer. Get yourself a Macbook pro, like I did here, with this one.

Third. Update your profile photo to look like a handsome young hunk. I for example, still need to keep a good reputation back home, so I wear glasses to look more intelligent.

If you are a man, you need a man bun. And put a cool cover photo of your family on Facebook.
Something serious, like this one...

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Write up a CV with a totally bullshit portfolio. Claim that you're running this hot, new SEO company and outsource all the work to Philippines.

Fourth step: sacrifice a virgin goat on the Obsidian altar at the Dead of Night.

Put all money into Putincoin. It's the best currency of crypto, help you ride bear and can never go down because is linked to success of mother Russia. God bless!
Or even better: sell your house and buy bitcoin. Of course, talk about how you are a bitcoin millionaire.
^{I used to own a lot of bitcoin back in 2012. I spent it all on drugs mostly, then lost the access codes for the rest...
Well, at least I didn't waste it}

Then turn vegan and tell everyone about it.

^{Speechless Thai lasagne}

Being a digital nomad is cool. You gotta CRUSH IT and look like you are living the life!

Look at me, for example. I am a digital gonad, ooops...nomad, but I don't really go anywhere. I'm just being the fake Nomad who doesn't actually go anywhere. Only to Italy two times a year, mostly to keep up my air miles (I'm Gold).

Buy my video course where I teach you how to become a digital nomad by teaching others how to become a digital nomad by teaching them how to become a digital nomad.
Message me and I'll send you a link to my $998 course on 'How to Become a Digital Nomad and Crush it in South East Asia'.

Serious people only please.

In reality, do webcam porn!

Be a camgirl, like me!

^{sober shoes for the feet fetish}

I nominate @enternamehere and @therealpaul to join the contest.