Ah sh11t! Too bad those 1337 haxors got the drop on your SH11TIT idea. Better let SH11TCleaners know that you got phished by clicking on a link pretending to sell broken porcelain dolphins. There's a lesson in this: when you punish the porcelain, you never know where your SH11T will end up.
I'm such a sucker for those broken porcelain dolphins, it's like my kryptonite. I know that most likely it's a scam but always gotta roll the dice, just in case this one is real. One of these days I'll have one for myself, I don't care if I have to get scammed 100 more time, I will get my precious.